The Cell Phone Breathalyzer

I should never be allowed to drink and dial. There really should be a breathalyzer attached to my cell phone to prevent drunk dialing. I'm notorious for breaking out the phone after a few cocktails and it's never a good thing. I either end up at hook-up boy's apartment or calling a dumb boy I'm not really interested in (I figure dumb boys with small brains and drunk me are on the same level).

I've even deleted phone numbers from my cell phone for this reason and yet somehow I still manage to drunk dial. It's amazing the lengths a drunk girl will go through to contact a hook-up boy.

And speaking of hook-up boy, a part of me thinks it's nice having the regular hook-up boy who's on the back burner for whenever you're lonely. But the other part of me wonders if he's keeping me from actually finding Mr. Right? Something to ponder for another day... In the meantime, I really need to look into the cell phone breathalyzer patent.

- h:)